The world is (and we all know this) stark raving mental.
Almost daily things are happening all around us and I get the distinct impression that the end is nigh. I mean seriously, God must have decided in the early nineties - when political correctness took over as the religion of the world - that we were all beyond his help. So off he went, washed his hands and left us with it.
I don't blame him really. The level of insanity is ever increasing...human rights of criminals coming before those of victims and the public...associations and support groups for everything...well almost everything. What about a group for "Any Sort of Sexual Preference Males and Females with Non-Specific or Special Religious Interest or Political Bias"?
We'll call it ASSPHMFNSRIPB in it's full abbreviation but in short ASSRIP. Doubtlessly - for even suggesting it - I'll be branded with all kinds of labels, chopped up, drawn and fed to the pigeons in Trafalgar Square.
Anyway ASSRIP it is and from now on I'll be standing for the human rights of common sense, telling the truth about the way life is in Britain these days and also making feeble efforts to entertain you. All our welcome at join ASSRIP, no restrictions and do you know why?
The answer is that by creating all of these little groups and putting everyone into little boxes we have successfully managed to alienate everyone from everybody else - or worse made everybody fear that alienation will occur or that they will be punished for having a different view or opinion.
ASSRIP is the box to end all of the boxing. The more people that join ASSRIP the stronger the power of common sense will become....good golly I might actually have a point despite all this inane waffle!
The stronger the power of common sense the better our world will get! (Let's face it it's going to get worse anyway so what harm can a made up group called ASSRIP do????).
So this is my introduction, I'm new to blogging and can't honestly say I know how long this will last but for all of those who are like minded, here is a rallying call...
"COMMON SENSE NEEDS YOU! LET US TAKE BACK OUR ISLAND AND MAKE OUR STREETS SAFE TO WALK AGAIN, OUR PARKS SAFE TO PLAY IN, AND OUR OFFICES SAFE TO PUT UP CHRISTMAS LIGHTS IN! LET US STAND STRONG AND FIGHT FOR OUR COUNTRY BEFORE IT IS TURNED FULLY INTO A UTOPIA FOR NO-ONE BUT POLITICIANS AND CRIMINALS! OH AND...LET'S MAKE EVERYBODY ACTUALLY EQUAL BECAUSE IT MIGHT SOLVE A FEW PROBLEMS!"
Surely I'm not over simplifying am I?
Well, maybe a bit....
Tuesday, 16 January 2007
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